PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
