U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
accomplished twins. life is a go
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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