So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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