I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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