Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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