whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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