Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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