After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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