he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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