Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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