this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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