it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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