oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Everyone says I win the strip club
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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