Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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