i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She bit a glass in half.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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