you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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