Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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