you guys were way drunker than both of me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I touched a dick in church today
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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