just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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