You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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