I like my sex mixed with concussions.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Life is so much better after having sex.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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