waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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