i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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40s are totally the cure
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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