if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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