Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
i now understand why vodka
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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