It's like God shit irony all over that family
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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