My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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