My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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