the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I came so hard my ears popped.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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