Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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