I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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