return my video game
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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