I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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