is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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