I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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