I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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