I can text with my tongue
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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