so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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