I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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