part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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