Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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