you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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