guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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