Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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