nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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