sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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