maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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