Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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