I hate all girls vehemently.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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