You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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