i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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