omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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