yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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