Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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