Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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