Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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