I look better un-naked...
they need to just BURY HIM!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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