NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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