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(248): View more from Michigan

I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'

(708): View more from Illinois

such a stalker...

(248): View more from Michigan

she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.

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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.

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(248): View more from Michigan

am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.

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(530): View more from California

regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?

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